Twat Omelet 

This is when you pour 2-4 eggs into a willing females vagina. You are to then beat/whisk them by having rigourous intercourse till the mixture reaches yuo prefferred consistency. The female is now asked to evacuate the mixture form her vaginal cavity into a waiting bowl or preheated frying pan or skillet (I suggest the bowl). Cook and enjoy!..

Variations include:

- Adding all the fixings: peppers, ham, onions etc
- Single or dual orgasm for more flavoring

Tim: "Carl's a douche, so I made him a twat omelet with more flavor, I told him it was european recipe I was trying"

Roger: "Did he eat the whole thing?"

Twat Omelet by Bccsah January 20, 2011