Twaght
Twaght by The Last Angry Whore April 6, 2009
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twaughthammer
twaughthammer by funions May 6, 2014
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Twaght • twight • Twaughter • taght • twaget • Twagot • twashta • Twashter • twathtosis • twaughthammer
TwaughtWaffle
A TwaughtWaffle is a fine waffle someone uses as a tampon after they get pounded so hard, that the only thing big and spongy enough to work as a tampon, is a waffle. Can be used with Aunt Jemima's Maple syrup for those who need some assistance with it sticking in their vagina, and can make being "Eaten out" more enjoyable, especially for the overweight population.
"Hey Emily, what happened to all of our Eggo Waffles?"
"Mother, Tampax don't work well enough.... They are now my TwaughtWaffles."
"Mother, Tampax don't work well enough.... They are now my TwaughtWaffles."
TwaughtWaffle by SpicyMikey November 18, 2014
twathtosis
A disease that makes you smell bad that can only be passed from a bite from the creature Lisbeth, the beast has the worst smell imaginable called twath.
Guy1:" AHHHHH! I've been bit by a Lisbeth!"
Guy2: " I'm sorry man.... You have Twathtosis."
Guy1:"Kill me! I can't go on living smelling like Lisbeth for the rest of my life."
(1 gun shot)
(Guy2 cries)
Guy2: " I'm sorry man.... You have Twathtosis."
Guy1:"Kill me! I can't go on living smelling like Lisbeth for the rest of my life."
(1 gun shot)
(Guy2 cries)
twathtosis by stanmaman April 29, 2014
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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