Twaght

Alternative spelling of twat, used by people who got bored of the old spelling.

Yeah, coz he's such a twaght, inty?

by The Last Angry Whore April 6, 2009

twaughthammer

Jesse Pinkman and Brandon Mayhew's band in Breaking Bad.

I was just listening to "Fallacies" by TwaughtHammer.

by funions May 6, 2014

twight

A Twitter fight. Invented by Andy_Winehouse of Fafarazzi.

Toni: @Mrtini CTFU GTFO TBS BLAH BLAH BLAH
Mrtini: @Toni OMG LOL GTFO
Andy: @Toni and @Mrtini are twighting and nobody cares...

Andy: Did you hear about Toni and Mrtini's twight last week? Toni wouldn't shut the fuck up about the rules of her game because Mrtini kept finding loopholes.

by shanut February 13, 2010

TwaughtWaffle

A TwaughtWaffle is a fine waffle someone uses as a tampon after they get pounded so hard, that the only thing big and spongy enough to work as a tampon, is a waffle. Can be used with Aunt Jemima's Maple syrup for those who need some assistance with it sticking in their vagina, and can make being "Eaten out" more enjoyable, especially for the overweight population.

"Hey Emily, what happened to all of our Eggo Waffles?"
"Mother, Tampax don't work well enough.... They are now my TwaughtWaffles."

by SpicyMikey November 18, 2014

taght

The word tight but for people way too cool to use the word tight itself

“Bro I snagged us some natty lights”
“Dude taght”

by Dunc_Xan February 25, 2019

twathtosis

A disease that makes you smell bad that can only be passed from a bite from the creature Lisbeth, the beast has the worst smell imaginable called twath.

Guy1:" AHHHHH! I've been bit by a Lisbeth!"
Guy2: " I'm sorry man.... You have Twathtosis."
Guy1:"Kill me! I can't go on living smelling like Lisbeth for the rest of my life."
(1 gun shot)
(Guy2 cries)

by stanmaman April 29, 2014

Twagot

A fagot who reads and/or watches Twilight. Can also be someone who is obsessed with said series.

Dude, Ryan met that new girl, who turned him into a Twagot...

by Igotaevo April 7, 2009