TwIsTeD

one that has a terrible mic, sounds somewhat drunk/sleepy at the same time, who isn't that good at counter-forces.

RAGE: Alright guys, let's do the default.
TwIsTeD: -sleepy sounded- What?
RAGE: I SAID THE DEFAULT! YOU SLOBS NEVER LISTEN.
TwIsTeD: -drunk sounded- I didn't hear you.
RAGE: Just get in your damn house, TwIsTeD.

by Yammins January 5, 2009

twist

a derogatory term used for someone who gets their kicks by playing mind games or toys with people's hearts

So she lead me on and then told me she was already sleeping with someone else. She's a fuckin' twist.

by SumuthaDude January 20, 2011

twisted

bein high and drunk at tha same time

this nigga is twisted he took a few 40's and some j's

by Griff July 1, 2004

Twist

When your friend kicks your balls and it hurts like hell. You gotta go to the hospital and get operated to untwist your nuts.

You:„Dont kick me“
*Friend kicks*
You„fuck you! I think i got a twist!

by Flowerscumfuck December 14, 2020

twisted

Simultaneously under the influence of alcohol and marijuana: drunk and high

After i smoked that blunt, i killed that fifth and got twisted.

by lil weezyana November 18, 2007

twisted

Confused, misunderstood, having the wrong idea.

If you think I'm the type of girl to have sex with just anyone, then you got me twisted.

by LauraB August 9, 2005

Twist

An individual who intentionally sabotages the lives and relationships of people around him/her out of envy and/or spite.

Because that twist is such a loser, whenever anyone around him is doing well, he purposely does something to sabotage them.

by jenclem September 8, 2012