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Tuscaloosa Tape Measure
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The Act of
stretching
one's weiner far enough to bend and measure
the crack
of there ass before
sticking
it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure
Dude
did you
see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude
that shit
was gnarly
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Jamarifinklenut
July 19, 2025
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