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Turtle Kiss

While 69'ing your girl and you are on the bottom. Unbeknownst to you your girl has a poop on deck.In a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a turd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially "kissing" you.
"Greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?"

"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."

"Dude...sick."
by Mcatron June 9, 2007
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Turtle Kiss

A term for an ambiguous sex act. Used to see if the people around you will question it or just agree with you.
I told everyone that I gave her a turtle kiss and they all gave me high fives.
by Daniel Fooster November 22, 2009
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Turtle Kiss

A Turtle Kiss is when two people who are turtling(when you has to crap but you keep halting it, so the tip of the turb exits while the bigger portion stays inside the anus) put their butts close together and touch turds and then retract them inside again.
This may be done repeatedly.
Tom and Sarah both had to crap, they were both turtling.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.
by Louis Magus Crow June 15, 2012
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Turtle Kiss

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out
His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night
by Eric September 16, 2004
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Turtle Kiss

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
by ThighGlider December 18, 2019
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The Turtle's Kiss

When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.
Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
by Souper Rare April 28, 2022
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To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.
Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!
by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022
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