You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"
by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022
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Turnip brain

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pink turnips

I love to eat pink turnips
by Getbigpussy March 30, 2011
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Turnip Synergy

Misnomer for the increase in productivity seen between employees communicating face to face in the office, or having "turned up", rather than relying on communication via E-mail/Zoom/Teams.
"We're seeing improved delivery because of turnip synergy"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"
by DB the man September 04, 2024
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Trey Turnips

Trey Turnips was a very famous turnip seller during the 1800s. He was famous for popularizing the root vegetable among royalty
Thank you Trey Turnips for showing us how great root vegetables like turnips are!!
by Turniker June 09, 2025
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Upside down turnip

When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling
Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip
by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 05, 2016
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