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turkish guy 

And to describe a Turkish guy as much as possible without GENERALIZING (by giving a good reason behind each point)and having an OBJECTIVE view:

1. appearance wise will vary more than any other country in the world, go south you'll see some that look exactly like Arabs, go east, you'll see some that look like Russians, go towards the black sea region you'll find towns with just blonde and blue eyed people, go towards Kazakhstan you'll find people who look like Asians.

2. Most , almost all , are Muslims , however are very open minded and will never pass judgments on someone who wishes to follow their own religion (look up Ottoman Empire and their culture)

3. Tend to be very...extremely brave (hence the adjective: Turk), but this usually acts against them, as they cant act political or just simply smart, but instead just attack with everything they have. (look up past wars and you'll see what i mean)

4. (this is a bit of generalizing) - but... tend to respect their girl (not some b****) i mean a proper gf (fiance-wife-whatever) like hell - and reason im saying this is the general culture...i.e. MOST Turkish guys are brought up from age 4 to respect females no matter what...
don't believe me?
Again look at their culture and background...
also if you really want to try it out... just raise your voice in turkey to a girl at a club or restaurant -i guarantee you'll be confronted by at least 5 guys warning you to act right.
(AGAIN , there are exceptions)

5. Connected to Point 4 - if your a tourist and a female, visiting turkey, especially for the beaches and nightclubs... please don't expect the decent ones to approach you after they hear you slowly saying "no Turkish, only English" to the bartender... there are Turkish guys (like in all other countries) love to f*** foreign pu*** - And will chat you up till next morning just to get some.

For now that's all i can think of.


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