The act of waiting for someone (usually a roommate you hate) to fall asleep, and then shitting on both sides of their pillow so that no matter which way they turn their head while sleeping they get covered in your feces creating a dirty shit-beard. It helps to eat a gratuitous amount of Taco Bell beforehand.
Chris- "man, did you see Brant? He looked like Rick Ross if his beard was made of diarrhea"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"
by cockaflockaflames June 18, 2011
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