Turkey Touch

The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble

Tom was giving Darian the turkey touch had him going gobble gobble

by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025

turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019

Tough Turkeys

Something a Santa Monica douche bag urban hipster VFX Supervisor says to people in Hollywood when they ask him a question.

Person 1: Hey, would you like me to help you with that thing?

Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.

by zoostory May 16, 2011