Turkey Neck

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

by DogMonkey October 01, 2003

Turkey Neck

When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis).

"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"

by Bum Bandit 709 November 09, 2011

Turkey Neck

The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.

I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.

by marco December 12, 2003

Turkey Neck

a boy who has an irregularly large "adam's apple".

hahahah melon u turkey neck! your face looks like its been rammed up a hens ass

by einstein January 04, 2005

Turkey Neck

A Young Bird who has a really fit body but has no chin and a flap of skin wobbling about underneath it. They usually live in Manchester.

Gobble, gobble, gobble- i'm gonna have to shag her from behind (in the dark)

by Pooooootash January 16, 2004

Turkey neck

Turkey neck is when a dirty bitch gobble gobbling on that fat cock!!

Yo, Jennifer gave me that good turkey neck last night!!

by Big Luke Murphy January 06, 2018

Turkey necking

as you and your female partner are having sex doggy style the head of your penis pulls the inside of her vagina out resembling that of a turkeys neck

The other night I was back there turkey necking my old lady.

by Mr. Pit July 14, 2008