Turkey Dick

When you're too tired and you make your girl do all the work

*after Thanksgiving dinner, and you're tired*
Girl I'm tired af but horny af, I got me some Turkey Dick, do me a favor and suck my dick or go ahead and jump on it.

by Dildo the clown October 24, 2020

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turkey dick

How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean

"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."

by allison hardy November 11, 2006

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by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019

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I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.

by TheMixMaster January 03, 2011

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A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.

Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!

by Juan_Carlito September 02, 2021

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A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking

Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick

by Perkins March 12, 2017

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An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".

Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"

by CK1629 January 23, 2010

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