a disgusting vaginal skin disease that causes sagging pieces of skin to hang on either side or the vagina.
by Gabi Fletcher April 23, 2008
Minor. Depending on context, it could be either under-18 or under-21. Not quite featuring the narrow sexual connotations of jailbait, but an acceptable, broader synonym.
"The bouncer is looking the other way. Get all the turkeys to come in now!"
"I got invited to a High School grad party, so it'll be full of turkeys.
"I got invited to a High School grad party, so it'll be full of turkeys.
by Morcy May 30, 2006
Possibly the greatest animal ever to walk the earth, appart from the kipper. The turkey has formed many laughter filled occasions!!
by Kayber April 9, 2005
Everyone's dated one of these. Drives a 4-banger burnt orange Ford Ranger and has scruffy facial hair and three buds. One typical thinks he is Eminem, another an Abercrombie model, and third looks like something off Plant of the Apes. He was your first REAL boyfriend.
by Khryssye Buccini December 5, 2003
this move takes years of training but can be a great crowd pleaser at an unlively barmitzvar or baptism. first you need a saggy sack, pinch your sack and pull it up over your balls and penis, make sure everything is tucked in. Then use your fingers to rearange your genitals into the correct position. If it is done correctly you can transform yourself to look exactly like a plucked christmas turkey. Amazing
Richard was so impressed when i showed him my turkey, however he said that I'd not plucked it well enough so he didn't eat it.
by Rob Lewis March 15, 2005
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