A complete and utter lie. If listened to carefully, a slight gobble can be heard in the liar's voice.
by Raetim February 9, 2009
by Shockey19 May 19, 2010
A. "Damn! There's turkey all around us! GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
B. "That chick at the counter is a definite turkey."
B. "That chick at the counter is a definite turkey."
by ruffleZ` July 29, 2009
The holiest of all creatures. A turkey embodies everything that is pure and good in this world. From their ball-sack chins to their silky soft feathers, every inch of the majestic turkey is perfect.
It is for these reasons that the Turkey Brotherhood was formed. Built upon the belief that Turkeys are the choccy milk of birds, members of this (some would say) *cult* dedicate their lives to becoming one with their inner turkey.
It is for these reasons that the Turkey Brotherhood was formed. Built upon the belief that Turkeys are the choccy milk of birds, members of this (some would say) *cult* dedicate their lives to becoming one with their inner turkey.
The Oath of the Turkey Brotherhood:
I swear upon the father, the son and the holy turkey that I will forever honour and worship our mighty turkey overlords. I swear to only refer to my self as *insert rapper name* (eg Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL, liljungy, etc.) and to wear my oodie with pride. Finally, I swear to have an unhealthy obsession with Ariana Grande and celebrate her music with as much gusto as I do with Turkeys.
Awomen (not amen cos God Is A Woman)
I swear upon the father, the son and the holy turkey that I will forever honour and worship our mighty turkey overlords. I swear to only refer to my self as *insert rapper name* (eg Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL, liljungy, etc.) and to wear my oodie with pride. Finally, I swear to have an unhealthy obsession with Ariana Grande and celebrate her music with as much gusto as I do with Turkeys.
Awomen (not amen cos God Is A Woman)
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