Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.

Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!

by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017

Turd puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it realizes how amazing it is so it goes into the vagina and the vagina sucks it in and realizes it's too much then spits it out as a the sister to the queef.

Girl, I don't know if he'll call black, I turd puffled and he coughed out loud and about choked.

by Sterling girl July 4, 2025