Turd Eater

An American cocker spaniel.

I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.

by J. Lodes October 10, 2006

Turd Eater

A person that has a shit then picks it up and eats it in a bap with dick cheese in his ear shouting his mum to lick it out.

Mum lick my ear i fink im turning into a turd eater

by David Gilford's mum god im fit March 25, 2003

Turd eater

Someone who eats mother fucking turds

God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater

by tillyberry March 3, 2021