Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.

Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.

Turd Sprinkle by Aeserius December 10, 2016

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Sprinkle turd

Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.

Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”

Sprinkle turd by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021

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Turd Sprinkle • sprinkle turds • turd burglar • Turd • turd burgler • turd cutter • turd nugget • turd sandwich • turd burgular • Turd Monger

stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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