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I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.
by J. Lodes October 10, 2006
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A person that has a shit then picks it up and eats it in a bap with dick cheese in his ear shouting his mum to lick it out.
Mum lick my ear i fink im turning into a turd eater
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