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turboisland 

A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.

Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.

Also known as "schizoisland"
"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"
turboisland by Dr Olaf Popinjay February 19, 2008
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turboisland 

A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.

Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.

Also known as "schizoisland"
"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"
turboisland by Dr Olaf Popinjay January 11, 2009

turboiscrazy 

“turboiscrazy has a fat cock lmao
turboiscrazy by james4admin June 23, 2022

Turbodish 

A reference to a foul smelling troll who argues on message boards just to annoy people and cause anarchy. Does not have any common sense, and is might be a possible cross-dresser
1-Jack- did you see that post about Italian cruise liner sinking ?

Stan- Yeah. I mentioned that its not the captains fault. it was the passengers fault for all being on the right side of the boat.

Jack- HAHA way to Turbodish that thread

2- Paul- Turbodish, can you please scratch my back, i cant reach

Turbodish- absolutley, after all, you scratched mine first

Paul- i love you
Turbodish by drtesanchezm3 April 23, 2012

turbofist 

Defeating enemies in such a rough way that they might feel as though they have been thoroughly fisted.
Hey man, what were you doing yesterday when I called you?
- Sorry man, I was busy turbofisting in cancerlow.
turbofist by jetkey May 8, 2025