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turboisland 

A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.

Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.

Also known as "schizoisland"
"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"
turboisland by Dr Olaf Popinjay February 19, 2008
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turboisland 

A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.

Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.

Also known as "schizoisland"
"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"
turboisland by Dr Olaf Popinjay January 11, 2009

turboiscrazy 

big fat cock twitter user with all the bitches (give me admin)
“turboiscrazy has a fat cock lmao
turboiscrazy by james4admin June 23, 2022

Turbodish 

A reference to a foul smelling troll who argues on message boards just to annoy people and cause anarchy. Does not have any common sense, and is might be a possible cross-dresser
1-Jack- did you see that post about Italian cruise liner sinking ?

Stan- Yeah. I mentioned that its not the captains fault. it was the passengers fault for all being on the right side of the boat.

Jack- HAHA way to Turbodish that thread

2- Paul- Turbodish, can you please scratch my back, i cant reach

Turbodish- absolutley, after all, you scratched mine first

Paul- i love you
Turbodish by drtesanchezm3 April 23, 2012

turbofist 

Defeating enemies in such a rough way that they might feel as though they have been thoroughly fisted.
Hey man, what were you doing yesterday when I called you?
- Sorry man, I was busy turbofisting in cancerlow.
turbofist by jetkey May 8, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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