Turbo Cucked
Turbo Cucked by Tumpynutz June 6, 2018
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Turbofucked
turbofucked
/ˈtɜr.boʊ.fʌkt/ (adj.)
1. (General)
When something goes so catastrophically wrong that "fucked" alone doesn’t cut it. It’s a level of destruction, confusion, or doom so intense it needs a turbo boost. Think of being late to a final exam, spilling coffee on yourself, realizing it was yesterday, and also you're naked. That’s turbofucked.
2. (Sexual slang)
Used to describe an extremely intense, borderline absurd sexual experience. We’re talking back-breaker, mattress-destroyer, neighbors-calling-the-police type of situation.
To turbofuck someone is to send them straight to Valhalla and back using only pelvic velocity and hip thrust.
/ˈtɜr.boʊ.fʌkt/ (adj.)
1. (General)
When something goes so catastrophically wrong that "fucked" alone doesn’t cut it. It’s a level of destruction, confusion, or doom so intense it needs a turbo boost. Think of being late to a final exam, spilling coffee on yourself, realizing it was yesterday, and also you're naked. That’s turbofucked.
2. (Sexual slang)
Used to describe an extremely intense, borderline absurd sexual experience. We’re talking back-breaker, mattress-destroyer, neighbors-calling-the-police type of situation.
To turbofuck someone is to send them straight to Valhalla and back using only pelvic velocity and hip thrust.
"Bro, I deleted the entire project folder instead of just the cache."
"Dude… you're turbofucked."
"The AI gained sentience, broke up with me, and stole my identity."
"Turbofucked beyond repair."
"They hooked up last night and he said he straight-up turbofucked that bih. Like eyes-rolled-back, lost-in-the-void typa shi."
"Dude… you're turbofucked."
"The AI gained sentience, broke up with me, and stole my identity."
"Turbofucked beyond repair."
"They hooked up last night and he said he straight-up turbofucked that bih. Like eyes-rolled-back, lost-in-the-void typa shi."
Turbofucked by Drows August 4, 2025
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)