adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014

Related Words

Tumunu • tumnus • Tumun • tumnucker • tumudu • Mr.Tumnus • Manu Tumunga • Body Positive Mr Tumnus • On first name terms with Mr Tumnus • Tumen-Undral

tumnucker

A different way to refer to the stomach coined by the goodest a.k.a. Tena a.k.a. benis in 2015.

This cheese is rekking my tumnucker.

tumnucker by the_goodest_benis June 17, 2018

Tumnus

A name which can be given to any physical ailment to the body, usually used for vomiting, but acceptable in all other cases.

'Oh no, Josh has caught the tumnus! He's not looking too great.'

Tumnus by micropig February 17, 2013

Tumnus

Origin - Tumnus is the Faun from C. S. Lewis's "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe."
Verb - to tumnus - to "fawn" over someone or something.

I tumnus over Scarlett Johansson every time I see her.

She tumnussed all over herself when John Cusack showed up on screen.

Quit tumnussing, you're making me feel insecure.

Tumnus by Z.J.M. March 28, 2010

Mr. Tumnus

Mr. Tumnus is yet another word for the Perenium (bonch, gooch, taint, grundle, chode, etc).
The use of this narnia name came from scroTUM, and aNUS, hence referring to your chode as Mr. Tumnus. Giving that special area of your body a name just makes it a little more personal. Kinda like naming your junk.

Mr. Tumnus is feeling a little cranky today, I should have wiped better after my dump last night.

Mr. Tumnus by thebrainishuge March 17, 2010

Mr.Tumnus

The Most wanted fawn in Narnia because he had given every little kid turkish delights and had sex with them.
He is right now in Earth teaching kids at Rye and also attending North Salem High as a little turkish boy.

I hope I don't meet up with Mr.Tumnus today.

Mr.Tumnus by CMurda October 28, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026