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On first name terms with Mr Tumnus 

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.
"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".
A different way to refer to the stomach coined by the goodest a.k.a. Tena a.k.a. benis in 2015.
This cheese is rekking my tumnucker.
tumnucker by the_goodest_benis June 17, 2018
A name which can be given to any physical ailment to the body, usually used for vomiting, but acceptable in all other cases.
'Oh no, Josh has caught the tumnus! He's not looking too great.'
Tumnus by micropig February 17, 2013
Origin - Tumnus is the Faun from C. S. Lewis's "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe."
Verb - to tumnus - to "fawn" over someone or something.
I tumnus over Scarlett Johansson every time I see her.

She tumnussed all over herself when John Cusack showed up on screen.

Quit tumnussing, you're making me feel insecure.
Tumnus by Z.J.M. March 28, 2010

Mr. Tumnus 

Mr. Tumnus is yet another word for the Perenium (bonch, gooch, taint, grundle, chode, etc).
The use of this narnia name came from scroTUM, and aNUS, hence referring to your chode as Mr. Tumnus. Giving that special area of your body a name just makes it a little more personal. Kinda like naming your junk.
Mr. Tumnus is feeling a little cranky today, I should have wiped better after my dump last night.
Mr. Tumnus by thebrainishuge March 17, 2010

Mr.Tumnus 

The Most wanted fawn in Narnia because he had given every little kid turkish delights and had sex with them.
He is right now in Earth teaching kids at Rye and also attending North Salem High as a little turkish boy.
I hope I don't meet up with Mr.Tumnus today.
Mr.Tumnus by CMurda October 28, 2006