Tumeke Slap Share definition Flag "Tumeke Slap" is when you get slapped by the sexual reproductive organ belonging to "Tumeke", usually contact is made around the facial region. omgosh cait, you just got Tumeke Slap by Tiff, ooo BURN. Tumeke Slap by iParad0x February 13, 2008 Get the Tumeke Slap mug.