tumblr prose 

faux deep, excessive and pretentious writing made by run-on sentences and googling synonyms. written by or has the aura of pseudophilosopher tumblr users that think they are the next shakespeare because they were in honors english.

person 1: "why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. what Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave"

person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about

tumblr prose by bawlsauce March 20, 2025

Tumblr Prose 

A type of speaking/writing, usually the latter, that over-writes sentences, and makes it incredibly apparent that the speaker only listened in their Literature class when a "Deep" quote came up.

A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."

B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"

C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."

Tumblr Prose by bruhmomentiv July 31, 2025