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Tulations

Tulations on your engagement to that asshole!
by Gina Reeler February 12, 2008
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Turdlationship

1. Turd and Turdette came to the agreement that they are not boyfriend or girlfriend even though they have been with each other over a year together including traveled to another state alone and sleeping in the same bed.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.
Turdlationship:

If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.

If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.
by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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Fulationship

Root words: Fu, meaning Fuck, and Lationship, meaning Relationship.

A Fulationship is having a false relationship with someone based only on having sex.

Unlike Fuck Buddies, which are friends who have sex with eachother... In a Fulationship you don't even have to like the person, your only in it for the sex.
"John is in a Fulationship with Jane... He doesn't even like her!"

"I think i want a Fulationship with Jane because she's so hot, but man is she stupid!"
by HELLyssa July 12, 2009
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Talkationship

When you and s/he are not in a relationship, but y’all are talking but don’t know what to call y’all relationship you have a talkationship
Her: What do you consider our relationship?
Him: A Talkationship.
by JxnniG June 12, 2018
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Salu-muthafuckin-tations

the greeting salutations with an added mutha fuckin in the middle for extra flavor
Salu-muthafuckin-tations i hear you have a great reputation.
by Mud47 October 31, 2008
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teelations

teelations: bible verse in the name of tee
“i gave him a crystal and now he’s obsessed with me

“you must’ve gotten that idea from teelations 3:33”
by teelations August 2, 2021
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Turdlationship

When you poop in a toilet and then, without flushing, your friend or loved one poops directly on top of it. The mingling if the two poops cements the relationship.
I've got a really solid thing going with Brad, it's a serious turdlationship.
by JayJay72 January 23, 2022
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