Tug a Narrow

Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.

The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.

Tug a Narrow by Ridge_Land July 16, 2022

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