the aftereffect of when two people are slightly high off of natural 7/11 energy pills that they downed with french fries on a deserted street corner at four in the morning.
damn im in the middle of such a bad baby tuba right now!
by kaboobless. May 19, 2009
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To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.

Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
You know after the competition I'm gonna turn your bitch into a tuba.
by Telemarooners December 2, 2019
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After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.
1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste
by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019
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A sticky tuba occurs when two men have sex and one man cums in another man's anus and then blows the man who recieved cum in the bum.
I heard Peter Fitsinwell gave Mike Literace a sticky tuba last Saturday.
by Dill Doe Dylan February 20, 2016
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when you give a man (only a man) a sticky tuba, you cum in his bum and blow him.
"My bum hurts!" exclaimed Richard. "That's because I drugged you and gave you a sticky tuba!" Remarked Peter.
by Dill Doe Dylan February 21, 2016
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Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.
Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.
by Hlalakar May 27, 2020
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