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Tu madre, puta 

It's used more often than not as
"You're mom, bitch" but it's actual meaning is
"You're mom, whore" since perra is bitch, and puta means whore.
Meathead: "You're a fucking faggot, dude"
Annoyed person: "Tu madre, puta"
Meathead: *looks confused*

^_^
Tu madre, puta by boop May 13, 2005

me cago en tu puta madre

Patrick Kluivert said this to the referee(Diaz Vega) in the game Barcelona - Real Madrid in 1999. It means "I shit on your whore mother. He got the red card for it.

chinga a tu puta madre 

Fuck your whore of a mom! Basically, Fuck you, Son-Of-a-Whore ...
Chinga a tu puta madre Chinga a tu madre chingue a su puta madre
chinga a tu puta madre by Cixaxu August 6, 2016

chinga tu puta madre hijo de perra 

is a definition used to offend your fat fucking mother
si no blank chinga tu puta madre hijo de perra

Tu puta madre 

It is the definition of "fuck you" in Spanish, you use it when you are ungry.
Person 1: bro, yesterday I fucked your mum and that was crazy men!

Person 2: tu puta madre.

As simple as that. But, if my friend fucked my mum I will punch his faces as his mums booty. :)
Huges from Spain, we are in Europe, not in Mexico.
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