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Trust Me Bro 

Investing advice based on no fundamental or technical analysis.
Trust me bro guy: This play is done. The street is gonna run ticker XYZ to $$$. Shorts gonna get vap-o-rized.
Me: Why, exactly?
Trust me bro guy: ...
Trust Me Bro by phouse August 8, 2022

Trust me bro 

Do not trust me. I’m basically gonna screw up and ruin anything and everything I say or do, but I’m putting on a reassuring face so you’re shocked by the magnitude of fuck up I’m about to commit.
You - “Hey man did you finish the take home quiz?”
Bro - “Yeah bro here! I got you, fam!”
You - “You got all the answers? I need to pass this, or I’ll fail out.”
Bro - “Yeah don’t worry! Trust me bro.”
Trust me bro by Banglatiger September 2, 2022

Trust Me Bro 

You’re about to get wrecked in a shady Crypto project , nft, coin or token. “Trust me bro” is stated to put the consumer or crypto trader at ease, these words should ring as a warning to flee the investment or do further research.
“Jed McCaleb worked on the project with him, I don’t have any sources or anything to validate my claim, Trust me bro”
Trust Me Bro by MMX May 29, 2023

trust me bro 

r/twoxchromosomes’ most reliable source.
r/twoxchromosomes user: I saw this reddit post earlier and it was utterly misogynistic

me: can you tell me where you found this?
r/twoxchromosomes user: trust me bro
trust me bro by io_vox February 3, 2023

Trust me bro

A phrase that is used when you say something fake or unrealistic, you can say “trust me bro “

commonly used by Mr Li
Person A: Dinosaurs are alive right now.
Person B: Nah thats fake bro
Person A: trust me bro
Trust me bro by thejokefinder October 13, 2025

Source: Trust me bro 

Is when you made a bold statement without thinking where did it come from
Women on Tik tok: 99% men are stupid and weak

Gigachad in the comment session: Source: Trust me bro