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Trinkadonkle 

Something you call the most amazing person you ever have and will meet. They are highly skillful, talented, extrememly smart, have the best sense of humor ever, super strong, unimaginably fit and are just all round brilliant so as you can guess they are like a chick magnet. There really aren't any words too describe how insanely awesome they are. Someone who is a trinkadonkle is like a trinkadoodle times 1000! They are truly legendary, you can't beat a trinkadoodle.
"Wow that guy is so amazing he is such a trinkadonkle!"

trunkmonkey 

Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers. Trunkmonkeys distribute ballast in the trunk of a car to compensate for body roll going through corners and powerslides. Trunkmonkeys are also responsible for keeping body roll to a minimum when getting the vehicle airborne during rallies and other offroad events.

Originally developed for Subaru models, STIT (Subaru Trunkmonkey Inertia Technology) is currently being developed for other platforms. (trunkmonkey.com)
Me: Alex, how did your RS beat that Lotus in the autocross?

Alex: IDK, i guess my trunkmonkey kept me stuck around the corners and gave me the extra boost i needed.
trunkmonkey by BLo January 11, 2006

Trunkmonkey 

Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality import ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers.
I stuffed it coming out of that three right tightens because my Trunkmonkey was asleep. Bad Trunkmonkey, no biscuit!
Trunkmonkey by Trunkmonkey July 7, 2004

trunkdunkadunk 

A huge ass. One that is actually discustingly huge.
it's a grosser version of podunkadunk
Holy shit, that girl had a serious podunkadunk. It was on the verge of a trunkdunkadunk.

trunkadunk 

Trunkadunk is when a person wants to have sexual intercourse with a person that fucks like an elephant.
I want that man to fuck me like a trunkadunk
trunkadunk by Trunkadunk June 18, 2017

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026