trump stump

someone with a small penis, like donald trump

Dude, you have such a trump stump.

by (OriginalUsername) May 13, 2016

Trump Stump

A small penis surrounded by a ridiculous plumage of pubic hair.

Lady1: How was last night?
Lady2: Terrible, he had a Trump Stump

by Piethagorus December 13, 2016

Trump Stump

The only thing left of the EPA after the Trump regime.

"Be gentle to not trip over that Trump Stump -- that's all that's left of the woods."

by KrisXA January 25, 2018

trump stump

The act of obtaining a tattoo of Donald Trump, America's next president, on one of your limb stumps.
I. e. Leg Stump, Elbow Stump, Finger Stump, etc.

Me: What happened last night?
Friend: Bruh, you got drunk and got a Trump Stump man!
Me:... Fuck

by MexicansAndTrumpCanBeFriends July 31, 2016

Trump stump

Noun: A political speech supporting Donald Trump.
Verb: Trump stumping-To travel around the country and give political speeches supporting Donald Trump. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trump speak, Trumped up, I'm going to do so much winning, Trump army, Trump rally, politics, political rally

I drove to Columbus, Ohio where Governor Pence gave a great Trump stump. I've gotten into politics so much, I'm going to support the The Donald by traveling around the country to do some Trump stumping.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016

can't stump the trump

Trump "berning" lots of cruz, hillary, and bernie fans in an MLG fashion.

You can't stump the trump!

by DragonVenom500 June 20, 2016

can't stump the trump

When someone attempts to take down Donald Trump by attacking him.
Only later do the attempted stumpers realize that TRUMP can not be stumped.

A. Did you see what happened when Hillary tried to stump Trump by calling him a sexist?

B. The bitch got stumped, doesn't she realize you CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP?

by CreedOKC September 13, 2016