When 7 or more conservative men (or Proud Boys as sometimes referred), often related, go ass to mouth while murmuring continuous lies, incomprehensible fallacies and racial slurs into the rectal cavity of the man in front of him. For more formal/ official TTs, each participant must have a scruffy beard so that whist the the man in front tucks his genitalia, there will be a resting hammock of at least .5 but no more than 2 inches.

Hey Scott O, want to come with us and help do something good for the country, economy and community?

Scott O - “Fuck no, that sounds like some sheep action and y’all know I only like one kind of sheep action. Wink wink. My mom is going to drop me off in the pick’mup truck at Zac V’s so we can ride the Trump Train.

Trump Train by The_Mark October 31, 2020

Trump Train

A large gathering of Trump supporters who party and celebrate they’re political allegiance to to President elect Donald Trump by standing in a straight line, sequential having anal sex with each other. In a manner similar to train carts being connected to each other.

“Last night at the GOP convention you could see a Trump Train going for miles”

“Trump Train woo hoo!”

Trump Train by Dvan812 September 5, 2020

Trump Train

A group of morons who have nothing better to do than to drive their beat up pickup trucks with flags nailed down to the beds supporting fascism thinking that they’re “owning the libs”.

Billy Bob couldn’t afford this months child support and payment on his trailer but sure as hell had money for that Trump train he drove around for 8 hours in.

Trump Train by MakeUSABlue November 1, 2020

Trump Train

The trump train is a toy that republicans give tiny handed trump to play with and keep him distracted. The trump train keeps him busy and not able to toddler tantrum around the Oval Office. This has been the most effective method as there are no corners to put little grumpy in when he has been bad. But occasionally the little temper gets board of his train and sneaks past his babysitters and breaks something. The trump train isn’t fool proof after all.

Kelly Ann: look out he’s headed for the briefcase!!!

John Kelly: it’s ok he can’t remember that many numbers for the code
Kelly Ann: we don’t wanna risk it! Dangle the trump train in front of him! Quick!!
Paul Ryan: thank you Kelly for keeping America safe.

Trump Train by Daggy row January 27, 2019

Trump Train

The Trump Train is a sex act involving a brother, sister, and their first cousin.

Donald and his first cousin Mitch ran the trump train on his sisters sweet teenage pussy.

Trump Train by Dameon Albright December 27, 2020

Trump train

A bunch of idiot trump supporters trying their best to hype each other up but desperately failing as every Normal Perosn with a half functioning Brian cell judges them.

Trump supported: trump train🥶🇺🇸
Every normal Perosn: yiiiiiiikess

Trump train by The bad bitch who is anonymous January 3, 2021