Those tiny bastards with proboscises. Bed bugs are a true bug and they suck you while you're unconscious. The other guys in the group are also round balls with a stick coming out their mouth that they use to suck. Another example of true bugs is the assassin bug, who like their cousin, enjoy sucking you without consent.
That's not a fly, dumbass, it's a true bug!
by desdude March 28, 2023
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