Trooper Cooper

The most unfunny, un-dope, uncool, and un-sexy person there is. Usually a person who plays guitar and is 4’11.

Friend: “Man, did you see Trooper Cooper the other day? He was looking rough”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”

Trooper Cooper by nottroopercooper January 9, 2022

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cooper trooper

A hardcore fan of Alice Cooper.

Bryan is a total Cooper Trooper. He's got all of Alice Cooper's albums, many on vinyl.

cooper trooper by T-von August 9, 2007

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Cooper Trooper

The greatest legend to ever exist. Living in a small city called Canberra, also known as the capital city of Australia. Chris Cooper is awesome.

Steve: How was that guys?

Jack: Dude, you are so fucking cool!

Mark: Yeh dude, that was like Cooper Trooper cool, no wait, Chris Cooper cool.

Cooper Trooper by bob's knob September 11, 2005

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cooper trooper wooper

one sexy individual

a universally loved being regardless of sex, gender, religion, race etc.

i love cooper trooper wooper so much i wish he would make out with me right now!!!!!!!

cooper trooper wooper by cooperlover123 May 27, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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