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Troll baby 

Someone who likes to tease people online; an online bully that can dish it out but can’t take it.
Frank ball up on your Instagram talking shit but he’s just a troll baby.
Troll baby by BoneyOni July 18, 2020

Crackhead Troll Baby 

A bitch who constantly copy’s your every move, every phrase etc. they want your life and they wanna own you. They also never shut the fuck up and are way too sensitive. They also make everything a competition and can’t take a hint, every one wants this bitch dead and that’s the tea
Girl 1: omg she follows her around like a dog

Girl 2: yeah Ik she’s suck a crackhead troll baby
Crackhead Troll Baby by Nerdlyz September 1, 2018

baby troll 

A baby troll is an Internet troll who is young, isn't very good at trolling (which is an art form perfected by few) and is easy to turn his trolling back on him and wind him up something chronic.
Aah, bless, baby troll, everyone knows Snape kills Dumbledore.
baby troll by Baby Troll April 27, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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