The act of a male sellotaping his penis to the back of his hand, Then asking a female to finger her. once she agrees and you have entered slowly remove your hand fuck her silly.
by Mattbobman June 20, 2011
A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse.
note: This is refrence to the siege of Troy whereby soldiers (semen) snuck into the city disguised as a gracious gift of sorts.
note: This is refrence to the siege of Troy whereby soldiers (semen) snuck into the city disguised as a gracious gift of sorts.
by admin@jordantate.com October 6, 2004
by Palatine August 12, 2004
When you smear poop all over the top of a toilet seat (stress only the top of the seat) and than place the seat in the up position. The stall must be otherwise clean to give the next user the impression that someone has left the seat up as a 'gift' to keep it free and clear of urine. When the next user attempts to move the seat into the number 2 position he/she finds that the 'gift' is a Trojan horse.
Person 1: dude you won't believe what just happened to me.
Person 2: really,what?
Person 1: I ran to the bathroom to take a poop and when I put the seat down there was poop all over it!! I couldn't clean it off in time and tried to squat with little success. My pants wouldn't allow me to get my squat above the bowl and I pooped on my leg.
Person 2: dude you were the unlucky recipitant of a Trojan horse!
Person 2: really,what?
Person 1: I ran to the bathroom to take a poop and when I put the seat down there was poop all over it!! I couldn't clean it off in time and tried to squat with little success. My pants wouldn't allow me to get my squat above the bowl and I pooped on my leg.
Person 2: dude you were the unlucky recipitant of a Trojan horse!
by Bdalacross October 24, 2009
Ted: "That goddamn Heather is a trojan horse!"
Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"
Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"
Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"
Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"
by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010
1. Trojan Horse - A huge, hollow wooden horse constructed by the Greeks to gain entrance into Troy during the Trojan War.
2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.
2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.
by Dan "Mo Mills" Milillo October 20, 2004
-=ADDED DEFINITION=-
trojan horse
A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse <<<<<<
Women who believe their boyfriends are cheating on them do that... so if they are... they get the bitch pregnant
trojan horse
A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse <<<<<<
Women who believe their boyfriends are cheating on them do that... so if they are... they get the bitch pregnant
by Phil December 7, 2004