Troi Karlo

He has a brown kind of a chinky eye. He doesn't like being called Troi because he said it's too overused. He loves his girl so much. He likes black, white and gold. He's a sneakerhead. He loves watches. He loves to play ball he's actually a good basketball player. He has a good type of music. He loves cuddles. He loves to flirt with his girl even in public so anyone would know that his girl is his only. He has such a sweet smile that'll make anyone melt. He knows how to treat his girl and pamper her like a princess. He loves to compliment out of nowhere. He loves talking about his future with his girl. He can get easily jealous so better not mess with his feelings. He is everything, he is there when you are down to bring you back up. He is always smiling and will try his best to make you smile. He loves giving gifts even on a random day. The girl who marries him (which is me tf? who else? duhh) will be the luckiest person in the whole world because he is one of a kind.

I just can't help but fall in love with that Troi Karlo every single day.
Troi Karlo has a juicy a$$ that his girl loves to squish .

Troi Karlo by unknown.01 November 23, 2021

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Troi Karlo

He has a brown kind of chinky eye. He doesn't like being called Troi coz he said it's overused that's why he prefers it when u call him Karlo (but I don't tf?) He loves watches and definitely a sneakerhead. Also a gym addict. Tho he loves his girlfriend more than his shoes and watches. He's an amazing person. Loves to show you off. He loves to flirt with his girl especially in public because he wants them to know that his girl is his only. He can be really jealous at times for some reason his girl finds it cute. He knows how to dress up. He knows his style. He has this intimidating aura that when people look at him it's either they get scared or they'd think that he's mean. BUT, on the contrary, he's a sweet, loves cuddles, loves to surprise and compliment his girl type of person. He is everything. He is there when you are down to bring you back up. He is always smiling and will try his best to make you smile. The girl who marries him is the luckiest btch in the world and I AM THAT BTCH YES I TF AM.

Troi Karlo has a big butt that his girl loves to squish every time she sees them.
Where do you get your Troi Karlo? i wanna have one
Oh to have a Troi Karlo in life

Troi Karlo by unknown.01 November 23, 2021

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Troi Karlo • troi oi • tro*`i

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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