Trim Monkey 

(n) One who trims marijuana separating the bud from the shake. Often stooped over with a terminal case of trimmers back, they wear the facial expression of a buffoonish simian, the result of trading their labor more often for bud than for money. Trim monkeys can be seem in most North West California towns after the summer world music festivals wearing bright tie-dyed clothing, pan handling and asking for trim work. By the middle of November most retreat to warmer drier climates.

Did you happen to see that Trim Monkey pan handle the soccer mom at Schats this morning.

Yeah she told him to get a job, so he asked her if she had any trim work. The next thing I saw was her headed out the door with a new pair of mini fiscars and off they went in the black SUV.

Trim Monkey by navadude September 29, 2010