Tree Cock 

When one male's copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his penis. The result looks like a tree top.

Cindy: See that boy over there? I bet he has a huge penis.
Naomi: It makes no difference. i hooked up with him once. Severe tree cock.

Tree Cock by Cheepmunk Nehhhst May 1, 2014

palm tree cock 

When, instead of growing around the base and beyond, pubic hair grows on the tip of the penis.

Dude, your pubes are growing in the wrong places. That looks like a palm tree. You've got a serious case of palm tree cock.

palm tree cock by Kyodeek Bewp April 8, 2010

christmas tree cock 

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

christmas tree cock by trojanlover December 13, 2006

christmas tree cock 

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

christmas tree cock by trojanlover February 13, 2007

Cock in a tree 

A male who does not like to get his cock out in public places, he will often shy away from streaking lunatics or nudist societies.

Jenny: I asked him to get his dick out at the rock show
Elda: Really? What did he say?
Jenny: He wouldn't, I only wanted to suck his long shosh
Elda: He has his cock in a tree
Jenny: Sure has, my last boyfriend used to love throwing his cock out of his tree.
Elda: Oh yeah Dave! Sure! They used to call him soil dick because his cock was never up in a tree always on the ground rolling in soil.

Cock in a tree by Jay123456789 August 19, 2007

TREECOCK 

TREECOCK (noun)
The noun TREECOCK has 1 sense:

1. My big fat, long penis becomes The TREECOCK when erect.
(History: "Once believed to be a mythological creature, this word became very prevalent in the early part of the 1900's as this myth became life in the form of my granddad a man named John D Edmondson, the reincarnate form of The TREECOCK is a man named Steven Ty Edmondson the grandson of John D " )

ORIGIN: TREECOCK from Irish and Norse mythology. the giant phallus was first called the Treecock after the druid mysticism was condensed and as the legend passed from old world to new world thru the ages the term TREECOCK was born.

Girl talking to her girl friends about her date with a new boyfriend:
Girlfriends ask; 'So what was it like?' 'Was it big?'
girlfriend responds; "O My god, it is literally the Treecock" "girl, you do not know how sore I am right now, I literally thought my vagina was going o blow out from all that dick he was giving me."

TREECOCK by treecock February 9, 2018

treecock 

an amazingly large penis. think of a redwood...

ron jeremy...tommy lee...the character meat from the movie porky's...need we go on?

treecock by ash n kate June 26, 2005