Travis Scott Meal

The most bang for your buck in the worlds history. With the Travis Scott Meal a mediocre man can eat like a king in medevil times. It doesnt discriminate as it is meant to be eaten and enjoyed by every man, woman and child regardless of race, creed, or gender. We as humans don't realise just how lucky we are for its existence. We can only attempt to understand its creation and any other food is truly lost in the sauce.

My girlfriend left me for a Travis Scott Meal.

Travis Scott Meal by anonymous September 8, 2020

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Travis Scott Meal

As I took the first bite of that succulent quarter pounder (with bacon), I felt the presence of Astro world; while, Travis Scott was fervently tickling my plump toes. And as Cactus Jack sensually touched my balls, I felt at peace with the world. No longer was that kid with special needs violently molesting me (during the summer and only the summer). And then as I close my eyes for the last time and breathe my last breath, Travis Scott took me to my final resting place, where I will be with him forevermore.

"bro Im gonna go to McDonalds you want something from there?"

"Sure I'd love the TRAVIS SCOTT MEAL." *moans with passion*

Travis Scott Meal by Thunder_Thighs_69 September 25, 2020

Travis Scott Happy Meal®

Cleaning up a woman's period with the quarter pounder bun.

She didn't have any tampons so I helped her out and gave her a Travis Scott Happy Meal®.

Travis Scott Happy Meal® by SuperSonicHymenBreaker September 8, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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