When 7 or more conservative men (or Proud Boys as sometimes referred), often related, go ass to mouth while murmuring continuous lies, incomprehensible fallacies and racial slurs into the rectal cavity of the man in front of him. For more formal/ official TTs, each participant must have a scruffy beard so that whist the the man in front tucks his genitalia, there will be a resting hammock of at least .5 but no more than 2 inches.
Hey Scott O, want to come with us and help do something good for the country, economy and community?
Scott O - “Fuck no, that sounds like some sheep action and y’all know I only like one kind of sheep action. Wink wink. My mom is going to drop me off in the pick’mup truck at Zac V’s so we can ride the Trump Train.
A large gathering of Trump supporters who party and celebrate they’re political allegiance to to President elect Donald Trump by standing in a straight line, sequential having anal sex with each other. In a manner similar to train carts being connected to each other.
“Last night at the GOP convention you could see a Trump Train going for miles”
A group of morons who have nothing better to do than to drive their beat up pickup trucks with flags nailed down to the beds supporting fascism thinking that they’re “owning the libs”.
Billy Bob couldn’t afford this months child support and payment on his trailer but sure as hell had money for that Trump train he drove around for 8 hours in.
The trump train is a toy that republicans give tiny handed trump to play with and keep him distracted. The trump train keeps him busy and not able to toddler tantrum around the Oval Office. This has been the most effective method as there are no corners to put little grumpy in when he has been bad. But occasionally the little temper gets board of his train and sneaks past his babysitters and breaks something. The trump train isn’t fool proof after all.
Kelly Ann: look out he’s headed for the briefcase!!!
John Kelly: it’s ok he can’t remember that many numbers for the code
Kelly Ann: we don’t wanna risk it! Dangle the trump train in front of him! Quick!!
Paul Ryan: thank you Kelly for keeping America safe.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."