Trainsplain

To approach the handler of a service dog in training and tell them their dog needs more training.

"My dog's vest is clearly marked IN TRAINING, but that dude still came over here and trainsplained at me."

by ThatDamnedDame August 22, 2021

trainsplain

When a person with the arrogance and/or ill-placed confidence of youth attempts to explain something they’ve barely grasped themselves to a person with significant experience in the field.

Did you just trainsplain programming concepts to me? I was writing code when you were still sleeping on rubber sheets. Disrespectful little shit.

by 78zeros May 5, 2024

brainsplain

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

Bong Hit Transplant

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.

Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

by MOMOTORCYCLECUMBOY May 31, 2018

Tansplaining

When a British person (tan) explains something thats blantantly obvious/false in a condescending manner to an Irish person because they're British, think they're "great" and have no grasp on their countries history.

"You know you Irish should say thanks to us if we didn't invade you you'd still be picking potatoes"
"Class tansplaining"

by Glue Potter November 7, 2019

Transplanto

Non-native Texans moving into the greater Austin area by the boatloads.

Frank just had two batches of Transplantos straight out of the San Jose, California area move into his quiet cul de sac.

by Dickedup August 20, 2010

personality transplant

personality transplant:

- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality

Ex.1

Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.

Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.

Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.

by GlennyJ December 10, 2013