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Train Whistle 

Train Whistle — the new “dog whistle”. The current idiom “saying the quiet part out loud” points to the idea that a new term must be used to discuss impolite political discourse. Dogs can her at a frequency that humans cannot; so, the old idiom “dog whistle” pointed to a subtle statement.

Well, in 2023, both irony and subtlety are dead hence the new term “Train Whistle. If you can’t hear you are deaf.
Visiting insurrection prisoners on the eve of the 30th anniversary of the Waco Texas standoff; scheduling a Republican Presidential rally in Waco Texas on the anniversary; and Trump’s proclamation that he is “THE RETRIBUTION” of the Republican Party and MAGA; Trump’s threatening doom and destruction if indicted — this — collectively — isn’t a dog whistle it’s a Train Whistle.

It’s in your face; and, there is no more “quite part” to say out loud. IT’S ALL OUT LOUD IN THE RANGE OF HUMAN HEARING!!!!!!
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Train Whistle 

When a partner inserts their finger into another partners ass and they proceed to fart around that finger.
I put my finger in their butt and they pulled a train whistle on me!
Train Whistle by cfosta August 11, 2019

train whistle 

The courtesy whistle made when pulling a train to signal that your turn is over and that it is time for the next in line.
I had a hard time blowing my train whistle after I blew my load on your mom's face.
train whistle by T. Cotton November 20, 2007

Train Whistle 

The trifecta of sound created when a girl farts, burps, and queefs simultaneously
Ashley let out a Train Whistle so loud it stopped traffic.
Train Whistle by Frankie Puscher August 31, 2015

Train whistle 

The act of putting two tampons one in the pink and one in the stink then tying the end together and pull down
Train whistle by Eiuwushdush April 26, 2024

Mr.G's Train Whistle 

All the bitches came flocking in the school once they heard Mr.G's Train Whistle

louisiana train whistle 

A sexual act in which helium is pumped into the rectum of someone. Once the colon is filled with helium, the "whistler" then sucks the gas out of the sphincter, and procedes to talk in a high pitched voice.

The addition of Cajun seasonings to the asshole causes this act to be known as a "Cajun-Louisiana Train Whistle."
Suzie couldn't quite laughing after Frank gave her a rather exhilirating Louisiana Train Whistle; his high-pitched joked afterwards was even funnier.