Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam
by Moped mania March 18, 2021
When in a hallway, often in High School or Junior High, when at the end of the day or on the way to lunch when there is a tight jam in the hallway as everyone attempts to get to their locker, the cafeteria, etc.
by ConnorDS97 January 11, 2012
The traffic jam caused by people leaving public events all at once. The roads are normally closed, and it is difficult to move.
Lisa: Let's leave now that the fireworks are over.
Shaun: Let's wait half an hour, the roads are packed... There's a foot-traffic jam.
Shaun: Let's wait half an hour, the roads are packed... There's a foot-traffic jam.
by Leisel Golden January 26, 2009
Having sex in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an A/C with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
After the Indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a Portuguese traffic jam.
by Nick Godsmanj March 24, 2008
When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.
I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.
by Bx Boy April 6, 2006
by Lucelliot prydoff January 7, 2018
When 2 or more drivers from India drive right next to each other preventing faster traffic from passing, causing a traffic jam because of their inconsiderateness.
"I would have gotten there on time because there wasn't much traffic, but I got caught in an Indian traffic jam!
by delfuego November 5, 2013