Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
by Cheese___Puff January 7, 2015
Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.
A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.
B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.
B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.
by BeeGeeA January 19, 2010
Somebody who is obsessed or loves Traffic Cone pictures depicting underage prepubescent Traffic Cones, not always in sexual situations.
I love cones, i want to have intercourse with Traffic Cones
Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover
Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover
by Christoper Bootylicuous May 4, 2019
When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.
Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.
by shtoven December 12, 2010
When a couple, typically a male and female, get together for sexy time, but one whips out a massive orange traffic cone. Shoving the end into an ass gape, the partner with it in their ass will receive all the vomit, piss, shit, the one injecting it in will give. They proceed to shit it all out on their partner's ass.
Darrel: Say bud, you didn't see my traffic cone around here, did ya?
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...
Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...
Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.
by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021
by Concon125 December 13, 2010