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Truth
The truth is like a lingering fart...everyone can smell it, everyone knows its there, but no one wants to admit it.
Truth by Irish Kid BM May 12, 2008
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truth
n. A fundamental existing condition of all known universes, realities, timelines, and realms of possibility existing in the tenth dimension, that cannot be disputed by any other scientific, philosophic, psychiatric, psychological, mathematical, actuarial, geographical, topographical, ontological, totological, or geological formula or theory. (2) Becca loves Roger more than Sarah.
Becca loves Roger more than Sarah.
This is a truth, and it also defines truth. Thus, embracing totology, this will always be true forever.
This is a truth, and it also defines truth. Thus, embracing totology, this will always be true forever.
truth by Archon World Bear of Truthtopi April 15, 2011
truth
Something unknowable that is.
The truth is that the table is six feet long. Actually, the table is 6 feet 1mm long. Actually it's decreasing in size due to natural decay at a measurable rate of 1mm per decade. Actually, the truth of the matter is that we can't even get accurate figures on the table. Actually, we could accidentally get accurate figures on the table, but not know them as a perfect thought. Actually we could know everything about the table incidentally, although that would require a better definition of knowing. Maybe.
truth by unregistered salad September 28, 2011
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truth by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
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Truth by alcermalock April 13, 2010