Tourery

The tour of a brewery

Hey let’s go do some sightseeing and possibly take a tourery

Tourery by istacy September 29, 2019

tourerist 

Amalgamation of "tourist" and "terrorist," a tourerist is a person or group of persons who exhibit reprehensible behavior while visiting a foreign country.

a) I watched in horror as a fat, unwashed American wearing a confederate-flag t-shirt shouted, "Look honey, it's the moaner-lisa!" and shoved past thirty people to gaze upon the famous painting. I thought, 'what a tourerist.'

b) Bob's cousin Heinrich was visiting from Germany, and could talk about nothing but how America is repressed, and greedy, and fat, and lazy. I told Bob his cousin was a damn tourerist.

c) When you're a guest in a foreign country or culture, you should learn the customs and some of the language, just as the locals should gently correct the guests if they commit any faux pas. If the locals do not do this, the they're letting the tourerists win.

tourerist by President Warren G. Harding April 19, 2009

tourerism

tourerism. (tourorism)
n. the blatant act of overcharging tourists.
n. the state of being tourerised, esp. in remote areas or geographic locations which offer strictly limited options
(usu. accomp. by a take-it-or-leave-it grimace)
n. tourerist one who tourerises
v. toureris(e)(ed)(ing

In Venice, Italy, the current price for a short Gondola ride -STARTS-FROM- 65 euros; that's pure tourerism!

I was tourerised into paying £5.60p for a 3lb 10oz frozen chicken from the only shop within 30 miles in any direction.

tourerism by wee rene June 10, 2007