(New Zealand slang)
1. a sight-seeing journey with no particular destination in mind.
2. taking the scenic route to a destination.
3. to wander aimlessly.
The rellies came over for a visit and I took them on a tiki tour of the city.

We took a wrong turn at Huntly and had to tiki tour through the wop wops to make it back to Hamilton.
by null device July 22, 2008
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Ever organisation has somewhere that is a real shitty posting. The hostile staff dont work, the city is a crack infested unemployment hellhole, and there is a union rep which attempts to eat managers alive.
Your boss will tell you it's charcter building; he means it will make or break you and everyone else he has sent there has gone AWOL or got out on a Section 8.
-Did you here about Dave?
-No, what's wrong? Didnt he get promotion and moved to Dunfermline?
-Yeah, he is off sick with stress
-Poor guy, imagine getting a Tour of 'Nam
-Let's phone him up and shout "Hey Handjob, Charly's in the wire!"
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A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.
Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!
by jediracer October 22, 2012
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Where's Kadie?

Oh, she's taking a d-tour, she'll be back soon.
by d-tourkadie December 10, 2011
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one of them heads that's always on tour following some band or ragin' festies... may live in a van with six other stoners, hustlin' town to town blowin' up the spot on lot at every show...

phed rage lot kid tour
Yo, I was a tour kid for like five years and went to 42 Dead shows...
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A drinking binge with several friends noramlly lasting for several hours
"Hawke poured whiskey into two more mugs. Jack Prouduced a fifth of Vodka. Murphy had a half pint of scotch and several small cans of sardines packed in olive oil, as well as a box of crackers. An hour later they were giggling and the mystery tour was well on its way."
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an all day long concert consisting of 50+ amazing bands, sweating, moshing & crowd surfing. honestly? nothing could be better.
- So how was warped tour?

- Awesome: I got kicked, punched, landed on. You know ..

- And that was fun?

- HELL YES
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