Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes Share definition Flag The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus. E.g. Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes" Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch