Touché

French word used in fencing. Commonly used today to recognize the other side's good argument or comeback.

Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'

Guy 1: You know Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.
Guy 2: At least I HAVE balls.
Guy 1: ... Touché.

by Teh Samhain February 19, 2010

Touché

When u say something to someone and they have no reply back for it.

Joe: Hey dude i fucked your girlfriend
Bill: Hey dude i fucked ya mum
Joe: Ah Touché

by Smokey McPatterson May 20, 2005

Touché

A word you say when in an argument the other person makes a good point that you can't top.

Buttercup : I don't wear a wig!

Woman : It's on the internet so you know it's true.

Buttercup :Touché.

by Qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk February 18, 2017

Touché

A fancy word used by people who think they know something. It means "a good comeback" or a.k.a. burn!

A: ....
B: touché!
A: fuck off

by IWasBilbo May 26, 2014

Touché.

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.

Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.

by anailuJ October 04, 2006

touché

A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.

-If incest is a sin then what the fuck does that make Adam and Eve?

-Uhh...it...err...touché.

by Adam "Tr0n" March 08, 2005

touché

If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or appropriate response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response.

When I was at the strip club the other night:

Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...

Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!

Stripper: touché.

by Rocco of Melbourne July 22, 2009