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toss fuck capacity 

upon entering a venue of a night, you find it is full of undesirables ie.. TOSSERS. FUCKIN TOSSERS.
"perhaps we made a mistake comim here tonight steve, its full of tossers".Yes mark,its TOSS FUCK CAPACITY.
toss fuck capacity by kingofflah August 29, 2006

Toss a fuck 

taws uh fuhk
-verb

1. To casually sleep with - normally a one-time occurrence.

2. To provide sexual intercourse out of pity.

3. The sexual action of a loose individual.
1. Kristen Stewart is a hot piece - I'd toss her a fuck.

2. Herb is such an ugly fucking that I can't even imagine a 2-dollar crack whore would toss him a fuck.

3. She'd toss a fuck to anyone with a functional leg and a pair of needle-nose pliers.
Toss a fuck by Jeanette M. January 22, 2009

Fuck-toss 

The action of tossing an object across a room in a lackadaisical manner but still resulting in an accurate end result
Joe fuck-tossed the eyedrops to Jack and they still landed in right in his lap
Fuck-toss by GIMME_THE_LOOT421 March 13, 2010

Fuck Toss 

A non-sexual act where two naked people play hackey sack in the bedroom.
Honey you up for some fuck toss ;)

Fuck Toss 

A non-sexual act where two naked people play hackey sack in the bedroom
"Honey you up for some fuck toss;)"

Tossfuck 

Amalgamation of the classic insults "Tosser" and "Fuckup".
Typically used when expressing displeasure at another persons actions which have impacted negatively upon you.
And/or someone who performs such actions with regularity
What was that for you litte tossfuck!?
OMG you are such a tossfuck!
Get out of my way you tossfucking little shit!
Tossfuck by Chevron May 19, 2004
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