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Tortilla Slap 

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.
He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"
Tortilla Slap by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010

tortilla soup 

Tortilla soup comes in many different forms, however, the most popular form is made like such:

A rich, nacho cheese and chicken broth base combined with chicken and salsa, mexican chili powder and jalapenos, all cooked together. Then, add fried strips of corn tortilla on top to make a crunchy, melty, delicious mexican soup.
Oh my god, this tortilla soup is amazing, Lonny.
tortilla soup by Lon May 17, 2005

tortilla soup 

When a man or woman diarrheas into a bucket or bowl, and the girl then proceeds to dip her vagina into bucket or bowl, and then gets eaten out.
Benny is sick, he got all shit faced because he engaged in tortilla soup with his bicth.
tortilla soup by Ted Hamburger November 16, 2006

Tortilla Star 

A term meaning a cancer tumor, usually one that is malignant.
Ex1

Guy 1: "Hey did you her about Dave?

Guy 2: "No, what happened?"

Guy 1: "He got a tortilla star down in Brazil."

Guy 2: "Aw poor guy.

Ex2

"And anyway, a woman's place is sleeping so she can wake up early with the tortilla star,..."

-passage from "The House On Mango Street"
Tortilla Star by Weiner_Mustard September 14, 2011

tortilla squãd 

A great group of friends that have never met. Some may not even understand why they're friends with these awesome people but overall a very tight knit group. Some people in it can spell, some cannot.🌮
Oh my god have you seen them together?!? they're such a tortilla Squãd!!

Tortilla-swaddle 

Swaddling balls or penis into a tortilla while giving head, then ejaculating into the tortilla for her to eat afterwards.
"she was hungry so I made her a tortilla-swaddle for lunch